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The crypto space suffers from a shortage of coins made by people who have no idea what they are doing. We address this gap. $CHEAPDEV was conceived at 3:17am after the dev watched "Deploy Your Own Token in 10 Minutes." It took 4 hours. Two hours were spent trying to install the Solana CLI on Windows.
Despite these setbacks, what emerged is a token with a genuinely novel mechanic: a weekly lottery where 40% of every entry is permanently destroyed on-chain. The supply can only go down. The prize pot can only grow. The goblin can only win.
The $CHEAPDEV system consists of three primary components:
• Goblin Tax Engine™: 0% buy/sell tax. The lottery handles all deflation instead. Clean and elegant.
• Anti-Whale Module: Whales cannot easily buy. Low liquidity. Originally unintentional. Now a feature.
• Goblin Lottery Protocol: 50% prize / 40% burn / 10% split. Weekly. Deflationary by design. On-chain. Permanent.
TRANSACTION FLOW:
User → Contract → 50% Prize Pot
→ 40% Dead Wallet (BURNED)
→ 4% Marketing
→ 3% Holders
→ 3% Liquidity
(approximately, goblin math)
| Allocation | % | Note |
|---|---|---|
| Dev Wallet | 69% | Marketing (allegedly) |
| Liquidity Pool | 15% | Locked. Goblin promised. |
| Community | 10% | Airdrops. Goblin decides. |
| Cousin Kevin | 5% | Audit fee. He looked at it. |
| Mr. Biscuit | 1% | He is a dog. He holds. |
Each week, participants may enter the lottery by submitting $CHEAPDEV tokens to the smart contract. Upon entry, tokens are immediately and irreversibly split. The winner is selected using on-chain randomness derived from Solana block hash data.
This creates a weighted probability system — larger entries receive proportionally more tickets, incentivizing higher participation while maintaining fairness for smaller participants. The burn is irreversible. There is no undo. The goblin does not do undos.
Cousin Kevin reviewed the contract. His methodology: opened in Notepad, scrolled to bottom, said "yeah looks fine", closed Notepad, returned to Fortnite. Zero vulnerabilities found because none were looked for.
For mainnet we will also submit to a real auditor. Budget: $4.99. We are looking for auditors on Fiverr.
| Risk | Severity | Goblin Response |
|---|---|---|
| Price goes to zero | High | We burn more. Skreeee. |
| Nobody enters lottery | Medium | Goblin enters himself. |
| Dev disappears | Low | Contract is on-chain. Goblin is immortal. |
| Mr. Biscuit sells | Critical | He is a dog. He cannot sell. |
Please buy $CHEAPDEV. The developer needs pizza money. Enter the Goblin Lottery. You will probably lose. That's deflationary. That's bullish. Thank you.
$CHEAPDEV represents a novel experiment in community-driven deflationary tokenomics. Whether this constitutes a legitimate financial innovation or an elaborate way to lose money with friends remains to be seen. The goblin is committed to finding out.
1. GobDev et al. (2026). "I Just Deployed What." Personal Diary, 3am.
2. Kevin, C. (2026). "Yeah Looks Fine." Discord DM.
3. Mr. Biscuit (2026). [No comment, is a dog].
4. Stack Overflow user "goblindev420" (2026). "How do I make SPL token." We used this one.